A custom case against bad behavior

Nobility deserved. Shame delivered.

A portrait studio for pets with a record. Bring the evidence and we will turn their worst habits into an unapologetically dramatic work of art.

Personal evidence. Maximum consequence.

Official charge

Grand theft pizza. Repeat offender.

The process

Your pet. Our roast. One legendary indictment.

Send one clear pet photo. No mugshot is too incriminating.

The pizza theft. The dawn barking. The sock operation.

Pick the portrait treatment when the current collection is ready.

Begin with the evidence

No generic character generator. Start a proper case file with the photo, the alibi, and the unflattering truth.

One good pet photo.

Front-facing, side-eyeing, asleep in the evidence—whatever tells the story.

Your brief

The crimes they will answer for.

We use the details to make the plaque feel painfully specific.

Court is now in session

Give us one photo and their worst habit. We'll do the rest of the character assassination.