Serious art. Unserious subjects.

About Petty Portraits

Petty Portraits exists because pets are beloved family members—and absolute menaces. We turn their worst habits into dramatic, satirical artwork made to earn a place on your wall and in your group chat.

Our Process

Send us a clear photo and an honest account of the accused animal's crimes. We use those details to create a personalized character, setting, title, and roasting plaque before producing your chosen poster or framed canvas.

Our Promise

Every portrait is built around the pet in front of us. The joke should feel specific, the artwork should feel display-worthy, and the finished piece should make the pet parent laugh every time they pass it.

Need Help?

Questions about photos, portrait formats, or an existing order? Reach out through our support channel and the Petty Portraits team will help.